#this is long af sorry i'm insane

[ddaz3d-and-cc0nfused]

hello 🩷recently found and loved your account so i’m here to ask from you!!

criminal minds SSA aaron hotchner x reader

i’d love any explicit smut 😋

ideal trope(s) would be jealousy, established but secret relationship due to workplace like the whole thing stems from AH being jealous af that you’re getting hit on or smth and he can’t do shy about it in public but oh when ur home.. 👀👀👀

hahaha sorry the brain rot is real

thank you if you do this!!

and i hope u never stop writing i’ve been reading ur other posts too i love them sm

ೇ new side of life ― aaron hotchner .ᐟ

pairing .ᐟ aaron hotchner x plus size!reader

summary | your new relationship brings out a side of aaron that he had never seen before.

warnings | established relationship, jealousy (obvi), unprotected sex, rough sex, teasing, couch sex, aaron lowkey bends you like a pretzel, heavy praise, he taps you on the cheek (lovingly ofc), implied creampie, consent king aaron!!, slightly insecure aaron, implied age gap but not specified, body massages and an implied size kink!

wordcount | 2018

۶ৎ a/n .ᐟ | WOW a long smut fic, who would have thought? anywho, i'm trying to break free from posting headcanons because i just know they'll overtake this account. thank you for this request!

— links .ᐟ masterlist | ao3

Aaron felt his eye twitch. 

His eye never twitches.

The culprit? The maintenance man that won’t stop talking to you. 

He had so much paperwork he needed to complete, the stack of it had begun to tower, but Aaron couldn’t manage to get himself to focus on anything else but you. 

Your relationship was fairly new, so you both had just agreed to keep it low-key for now. It wasn’t like you guys were lying, how could you when you were constantly surrounded by nosy profilers? 

With new relationships came new feelings, and one of them he hadn’t felt since he was a young man somehow managed to resurface right under his nose: jealousy.

Yes, he had his moments of jealousy when he had first gotten with Hailey, but this? This was different. The age gap between the two of you wasn’t that large, but it was considerable enough that when he saw men closer to your age creeping around you, it always put him in a foul mood.

Like right now he just wants to storm down there and kiss you right in front of that stupid kid. The urge was primal and unfamiliar, and quite frankly it drove him insane.

Aaron was sure you hadn’t meant to come off as flirtatious, and who were your colleagues to step in if you looked genuinely interested in the guy? For all they knew you were single.

Oh, yeah, this was going to drive him over the edge, and it was all your fault.

It was safe to say you were excited when Aaron had decided to call it an early night, you just hadn’t expected him to jump on you as soon as you breached the threshold of your home.

He didn’t give you time to think or even put your things down, his briefcase followed along by your purse collapsed to the floor with a surprisingly loud thud!

Your lungs burned and your face was hot, heated between the two furnaces that were Aaron’s large and work-worn hands. You desperately clung onto the sleeves of his suit jacket, the material twisting between your fingers to keep yourself sturdy as he walked backwards.

“A- Aaron wha - what’s going on?” You pleaded breathlessly. You had to slightly shove the man away even though you were met with his uncharacteristic resistance. He just stood there and stared at you like a wild man, pupils dilated and chest rising and falling with every hastened breath he took.

He shook his head and blinked, like his thoughts were escaping him. Aaron couldn’t think when you looked at him like that; your lips kiss swollen with a light sheen of spit, your blouse covered breasts grazing his firm chest.

“You’re going to be the death of me.” Was all he could say before reconnecting your lips. 

He continues to walk backwards before the back of his calves meet the couch. He allows himself to drop down with a slight oomf, his needy hands tugging on yours encouragingly until you clambered onto his lap.

He didn’t give you time to show him any hesitancy, his palms gripping your hips firmly and all but holding you down against him. You gasped at the feeling, your fingers scratching at the shaved hairs on the back of his neck. 

“Aaron! What has gotten into you?” The question was a flustered giggle. Aaron’s eyes casted to the side in a rare show of nervousness. 

“It’s ridiculous.” He mutters. “I can bet you a million dollars that whatever you’re going to say isn’t as silly as you think it is.”

“It was that guy. The one that wouldn’t stop talking to you.” It took you a moment to think back on it before you finally understood what he meant. “The maintenance man? What about him?”

“He was flirting with you, and - I don’t know, it made me feel things I haven’t in a long time.”

Saying the actual word jealousy seemed so juvenile to Aaron; he was a grown ass man with a grown ass man job, so what right did he have to be acting like this?

“Oh.” It was long and drawn out. You felt a smirk begin to form on your face and you gently coaxed his eyes to meet yours. Aaron’s gaze was unsure. 

“You know I’m yours, right? I don’t want anyone else that isn’t you, no matter how young, rich or tall.” Your hips begin to grind down on his and Aaron chokes back a groan. His grip on your flesh gets stronger and it draws a whimper out of you.

“Yeah?” He asks sensually, his voice a low purr. He aids in your grinding and your head grows fuzzy. “Yeah.”

He’s quick to reposition the both of you, your back now resting on the couch cushions. He kisses down your neck, nipping lightly at the skin there. It sends a shiver down your spine and your lower half canting up, desperately searching for friction. 

Your hot cunt meets his knee. “Ah! Aaron.” You whined, fingers digging into his shoulders. Your boyfriend has one foot on the ground and the other wedged between your legs.

Aaron rises from your chest for a moment, shoving off his suit jacket and working the buttons on his shirt. You take it upon yourself to take your blouse off, arms reaching behind you to unclasp your bra with learned precision. 

His eyes fall on your breasts and you could have sworn his movements gained a bit of franticness.

“Like what you see?” You couldn’t help but tease, your hands now working to shimmy your pencil skirt down your thighs. “Very much.” Aaron agrees with a lazy half smile. “Here, let me help.” You lift your hips up and he takes both your panties and skirt off at the same time.

The casual show of strength made your stomach clench, and you all but snatched Aaron by the back of his neck back down to your level. A noise of surprise escapes him and you take it as a chance to slip your tongue in his mouth.

Your body begins to heat up, his taking grabs and grips driving you insane.

“Fuck me.” You heave. Aaron pulls away from you, “Are you sure? You aren’t prepared well yet, and I don’t want to hurt you.” You smile softly. “As much as I appreciate your concern about me, I’ll let you know if there’s any discomfort, okay?”

Aaron thinks on your words for a moment, mulling them about in his brain before relenting at the feeling of your sweet, tempting hands stroking his bare chest.

“You always have to keep me on my toes, don’t you?” 

“That was in the agreement.” You bite playfully. He snorts and rolls his eyes, but sits up once more to unbutton his pants. 

With what feels like forever, he’s finally bare for your hungry eyes and clambering on top of you.

Resuming his old position, he wraps your legs around his waist, the tip of his cock poking at your slit. The two of you shiver at the feeling.

“Are you sure about this, sweetheart? You know I don’t mind eating you out; I’m in no rush.” Your cheeks turn warm at his crudeness. “I’m sure, baby. I need you. Now.” With one final search of your face, he begins to push forward.

Your breath catches in your throat and you hold on to his muscular biceps. Your eyes flutter shut at the full feeling of him, your legs trembling and stomach tightening. 

The first initial stretch hurts of course, but with a minute of laying there adjusting to Aaron’s size as he delivers very stimulating circles on your clit to distract you from the discomfort, you find yourself loosening up.

“Move.” You grunted quietly. 

Aaron’s jaw is set tight, the vein in his forehead slightly bulging when he proceeds to thrust experimentally. Your lips roll in between your teeth to hold back the whorish moan that threatens to practically barrel out of you. 

He does it again, and again, and again, until all of his self control is thrown out the window and the only thing he can think of is you; of how tight you are around him.

“It feels so good, baby. So, so good…” You babble, your hands reaching up to grip the armrest of the couch for more leverage. “I know honey, I know. ‘M gonna get deeper, okay?” Aaron groans. You nod wildly, a bead of sweat dripping down the side of your face.

He steadies himself on the knee placed on the couch, lifting your legs up so either one sits on his big, broad shoulders. 

The change in position caused your back to arch, your mouth dropping open into an ‘o’ shape as you struggled to keep your head on straight.“Mphm! You’re so - you’re so deep.” You cried out, tears brimming on your eyelashes. “I know I am, baby. But you can take it right?”

“Mhm! I can! I know I can!” 

“You can take it because you’re mine right? Because you’re my good girl?” 

His praise pushes you dangerously close to the edge, and you’re honestly convinced that the crescent shape of your nails will leave an imprint on the material forever. The couch cushions stick to your skin like glue, the so of skin hitting skin resounded throughout the room lewdly.

A hand lightly slapped your face, your cheeks squeezed between his fingers, puckering slightly.

“I asked you a question, didn't I sweetheart?”

“You did, you did! ‘M sorry. ‘M your good girl, please.”

What you were begging for, you didn’t know; was it mercy? Was it a desperate call for your sanity? Whatever it was could wait, because you were going to cum.

“Gah! God, Aaron, ‘m gonna cum! Help me cum, please.” You begged again. “I got you honey.”

Aaron’s hand slithered down your body before landing on your clit, a calloused thumb drawing it around in firm circles. Your body moved and convulsed violently, your moans growing in volume – you’re sure you’re going to receive a noise complaint in the mail later.

That coil in your stomach threatened to snap, and all you could think to say was, “Cum with me?” 

To be frank, Aaron was ready to cum a few thrusts before, but he was always one to prolong his pleasure if that meant satisfying you.

“Of - of course.” He stuttered, his dominance slowly slipping away from him.

Aaron bent forward just a little more to test how far he could push you, and though you were sure your muscles were going to ache when everything died down, but God, this was so, so worth it.

“F- fuck!” You swore as you came.

Everything disappeared for a moment besides the sound of Aaron’s guttural groan that sounded more like a loud, long-drawn-out whimper than anything when he came too.

You were slowly brought back to reality by Aaron massaging your sore muscles, gently twisting them and rubbing out any potential knots that threatened to form. You knew he'd disappear in a minute to grab something to wipe you down with, but you couldn’t seem to find it within your post orgasmic bliss to care.

“Mm, that’s nice.” You rasped, your eyelids fluttering open to face your disheveled boyfriend. His hair was all out of place in the best way possible, his bare body shining in a clear sheen of sweat. If you weren’t so tired, you think you’d jump straight to a round two.

“I’m sure,” Aaron’s voice was just as hoarse as yours. “I think I pushed your body a bit too far.”

“Don’t get started, Aaron.” You chided lightly. “It was perfect, okay? You were perfect. Now get up here.” 

You dragged him from where he was and laid his body on top of yours.

“Down.” You demanded playfully. “I’m heavy, honey.”

“Don’t care.” You exaggerated the ‘don’t’ and pulled the rest of him down.

“I want to lay like this for a minute.”

“Alright,” Aaron nodded to himself. “I can do a minute.”

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[fellominaarcher]

hihihi I love your works & I was wondering if you could do sfw & nsfw kazuha headcannons?:)

SFW & NSFW headcannons—Kazuha x fem!reader

main m.list | le sserafim m.list

author's note: I'm so sorry this took me a long time ://

SFW HEADCANNONS

1. She’s Your Sweet Little Gentlewoman

Kazuha’s the type to rush to open the door, hold your bag, tie your shoelace if it’s undone and all without making it a big deal. It’s just how she loves you!

2. PDA? She’s Shy… But Deadly

In public, she’s subtle like pinky holds, warm glances, brushing hair out of your face. But whisper something cute to her and she blushes so hard she has to cover her face and giggle into your shoulder.

3. Dates Are Thoughtful AF

She plans the most wholesome things: art museum visits, scenic bike rides, quiet rooftop dinners. And she’s always down to practice ballet stretches with you, yes, even if you fall over five times.

4. Soft Jealousy Queen

She’s not possessive but if someone flirts with you, she does that calm but dangerous tilt of the head, wraps an arm around your waist and kisses your cheek like, “She’s mine, thank you.”

5. Spoils You Without Realizing

You’ll mention wanting something once, and the next day she brings it to you without a word. She thinks it’s normal. You’re her baby! Of course she pays attention!

6. Backhugs While Cooking

She wraps around you while you’re cooking and kisses your shoulder. She doesn’t move, just stands there like a weighted blanket, arms around your middle, mumbling sleepy I love yous into your skin. Softttt!

7. The Softest Touch

Kazuha is the kind of girlfriend who always holds your hand likeeee fingers laced, gentle squeezes, even in public. She rubs little circles with her thumb and hums softly whenever she’s near you.

8. Slow-Dancing in the Living Room

She’ll play music on low volume and pull you into a soft sway, arms around your waist, her cheek resting against yours. Sometimes she doesn’t even speak and just holds you, safe and close.

NSFW HEADCANNONS

1. Graceful But Insanely Filthy

She’s insanely flexible, composed, elegant but when the bedroom door closes? Kazuha goes feral. Soft moans become low groans, kisses turn to bites, and she loves whispering filth in that soft, honey voice of hers❗❗

2. Insanely Into Oral (Both Ways)

Eating you out? She’s addicted. Will take her time, tongue teasing, then full lips wrapped around your clit with perfect pressure. And she makes eye contact the whole time.

When you return the favor? She whimpers, grabs the sheets, thighs trembling while whispering your name like a prayer.

3. Loves When You Beg

“Oh? You want me that bad?”

She’ll tease the hell out of you and kiss your inner thighs, brush her fingers over your folds, barely press her strap inside you until you’re begging. She won’t give it up until you say exactly what you want.

4. Soft Dom Energy That Turns Dangerous!

She starts off so sweet. Kisses. Neck nibbles. Whispering "You're so beautiful like this…"

Then suddenly, you're pinned, wrists held down, and she's whispering in your ear, "You're not cumming until I say so."

5. Pussy Worshipper Supreme

Kazuha loves going down on you! She kisses your thighs like you're sacred, then licks so slowly it makes you cry. Tongue swirls around the hole to tease you. She's obsessed with your taste, and if you tug her hair? She moans into you.

6. Sloppy, Wet Head Game

She’ll lay between your thighs for hours if you let her. Sucking on your clit, tongue fucking you, leaving a mess between your legs to her chin, the sheets, your thighs. And she’ll say, “Can’t help it, baby… you taste too good.”

7. Loves Using Toys on You

Especially her fingers and a vibrator combo!! She holds it right on your clit and watches your eyes roll back while she fingers you slow. “It’s okay, I got you. Let go for me…��

8. Aftercare Angel

Kazuha immediately pulls you into her arms, whispers praises, brushes your hair back, and tells you how perfect you are. Cleans you gently. Holds you tight.

You could be a puddle and she’d still treat you like a porcelain doll.

[eternalstarrlight]

Star-Crossed

(All I have to say is... I'm so sorry. But also... not really.🙃)

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Author's Note: No shipwar drama in the comments, please! Just enjoy reading this angsty little thing... and shedding a tear... or two. But enough spoilers, read on! 🥀

I do not own ACOTAR, nor any of it's affiliated characters, this is merely fanfiction to gush and cry over. Have fun! 🩵

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Azriel stared at the flames crackling in the hearth of the Town House, the place having become a sort of refuge of late, so much quieter than the House of Wind these days. Peaceful, in a way, with it's long held familiarity and memories.

Do you truly wish to be alone?

Her question rose, unbidden, and he closed his eyes at evocation of her words, the softness of her voice, the way she'd looked when she'd asked him that earlier tonight.

Yes. He'd said, keeping his face blank and unyielding to emotion. But alas, it was no good, not when it came to her, because he saw it in the fathomless depths of her eyes, no clearer than if he was reading her mind.

Liar.

But she hadn't pressed further, merely nodded once, and left him alone. Like he'd proclaimed he'd wanted to be.

His gaze re-met the dimming embers before him, as he consented. She was right. He was a liar. Had to be. If he wasn't, then he'd do something foolish. Something that would take them both down a path that would only lead to pain and destruction and ruin.

He didn't want that for her. She deserved every happiness that this world had to offer. Deserved to be with someone that matched her light and goodness... not wreathed in shadows and darkness.

A charred piece of wood snapped, and Azriel shifted in his chair. The fire having completely died down now, leaving only the faint, lingering smell of smoke. He rose from his seat, making his way to a wide-arched window to peer out into the star-flecked night.

It was Starfall.

Radiant streaks of light danced across the sky as he looked up. As always, it was nothing less than breathtaking, the display often making one reflect and ponder upon their life.

Perhaps he'd been wrong to leave everyone so early, to not stay late until the glow of morning. But even as guilt ate at him for disappearing, he didn't regret his departure... hadn't been able to find it within himself to stay... couldn't bear to watch her eventually find her way to him.

Her mate.

Azriel's heart twisted at that. A daggered reminder that she was never meant to be his. Couldn't be his. And yet, why was it her heart that beckoned him? In the same way the wind sung to his wings to take flight, he could hear her.

He shook his head, partially leaning into the pillar of the window as he crossed his arms. Maybe this was his punishment, for all the atrocities he'd committed, destined to watch her be with someone else for the rest of his life.

Sweat beaded his brow at the thought, making him swallow hard. It would be torture, worse than anything he'd endured until now. The eleven years of imprisonment as a child... Training and serving under Rhysand's father... Seeing Mor bring male after male to her bed for centuries...

A suffering worse than death.

His fists clenched, the scarred and tattered skin stretching tightly across his knuckles. It felt as if he were back in the prison of his childhood again, the darkness creeping in... the cold, dank air suffocating... Leaving only a void. Nothingness.

Would he survive losing her? He wondered, before scoffing at himself. How could he lose something he'd never even had? It was ridiculous, bridging on the edge of insanity. She's not yours. He sharply reminded himself. As if that would help anything. She may not have been his, but he was undeniably, irrevocably hers.

His gaze travelled along the trails of starlight with a wistful half-smile as he acknowledged the truth. Not everyone was allowed epic love stories that rivaled fairytales. No, many were found unworthy and left wanting.

They weren't Rhys and Feyre after all... They were not bound by Fate's hand. Nothing tied them together...

No... for them, the stars had failed to listen... and their dreams went unanswered.

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He didn't know how much time had passed when he heard the clatter of the front door. He tensed, mentally preparing himself for it to be one of his friends checking in on him and demanding answers for why he'd left so abruptly.

But as he turned, making his face impassive to greet them...

There she was.

Her unbound curls windblown, golden in the soft faelight, her chest heaving as if she'd run here, now standing frozen in the entryway.

"Elain," he was unable to keep the surprise from his voice, the flash of shock from his features.

She said nothing for a long moment, long enough where he began to question if his mind was playing tricks on him... if she wasn't really there at all.

"I don't wish to be alone either," she finally spoke with a broken whisper, tone echoing all his own tumultuous feelings.

He held her bright gaze, wondering what had happened to make her come here, assessing her for any harm. But the more he studied her, the more he began to realize that perhaps it wasn't just herself she'd fled here for... perhaps, she'd been worried about him... had somehow known that he...

His throat tightened at the thought. That he'd needed her.

As if on some deep internal instinct, he abandoned his place at the window to make his way to the center of the room before reaching out and offerring her a hand. An invitation, a concession to both his former lie and the yearning to feel her skin against his, "Then don't be."

He didn't miss the way her lips parted in a sigh of relief, her shoulders loosening as her face lit up. A smile curved her mouth as she stepped forward, closer and closer her feet carried her to him, until...

Her hand met his.

And in that moment, everything felt inexplicably, right.

[literallypyro]

Hello again! Its summer and its hot af in here.

What do you think mercs do on summer vacantion?

Thank you for writing cute scenarios and putting up with all my requests ❤️‍🔥!

This sounds so fun! I'm going to do regular headcanons, so let me know if you want an x reader edition! 99% of this is written in the context of them going to a beach citizens never visit cuz why not

I hope you enjoy!

Walkin' on sunshine

Scout:

-Absolutely wears those tank tops with the gigantic arm holes that go all the way down and those tiny fuckin jorts they had in the 70s

-He's in his twink era, okay? /hj

-Drinks a lot of gatorade, probably the orange flavor since the company only had that and lemon lime for like 20 years

-Backwards ball cap season babyyyyyy

-He's staying waist deep in the water and looking to cause chaos

-This is also when acts more like a fuckboy, but he's more respectful about it than you would think

Soldier:

-Dear god, his chaos is about to go nuclear. Keep him and Scout separated by any means necessary, or something insane will happen

-Only the biggest splashes when doing canonballs

-Pesters Engie to grill burgers, but he doesn't have to try very hard. Something was bound to get grilled, might as well be burgers

-Definitely the type to pick people up and throw them further into the water just to mess with them

-Restrain this man or every type of water hijinks will ensue

-He's the one to drag everyone into a game of volleyball

Pyro:

-Still not taking off the mask. At best, they'll switch the suit out for a full body wetsuit. They don't need goggles, the mask works just fine

-Shell collecting ho

-Probably shows the team pretty shells and little creatures they find. Would probably stick near Sniper while looking for little creatures for obvious reason

-Probably doesn't go further into the water than thigh height unless they're joining some water game or looking at fish

-Befriends a shark somehow

Demoman:

-More likely to chill in a beach chair or on a towel while drinking and listening to music on the radio

-Plain red swim trunks no shirt ftw 💪

-Probably chats with Engie or Heavy most of the time

-Might join in on water games if he's feeling energetic

-Honestly, he's happy to soak up the sun with a refreshment in hand

-Loves to sit back and watch the chaos going on in and around the water

Heavy:

-Grilling with Engie. Together, they make a feast fit for kings

-He'd probably swim for a little, most likely just floating around and enjoying the cold water

-Probably the one to keep Soldier in line

-He's also the one who makes sure everyone is wearing sunscreen, regardless of what they say. Nobody has a choice. He's not letting you have even a chance of getting skin cancer

-I think we already know this, but... Mom of the group. He's not overbearing about it, but he will be enforcing every beach safety safety rule that exists for a good reason

-pyro get awAY FROM THAT SHARK-

Engineer:

-Really appreciates Heavy helping him with the food. They're probably taking turns at the grill, if I'm being honest

-Chills with Demoman for the most part. Beer, music, and a buddy is a simple pleasure in life he can always appreciate

-Has control of the radio

-Able to get out of the volleyball game because "4 against five isn't fair"

-Cheeky little shrug if anyone calls him out on using excuses to keep chilling while the others have to play volleyball. Not all of them are upset, but he has to tell a couple of them "sorry, but you shoulda been faster"

Medic:

-Leave him the hell alone. He is off the clock. "Your injuries are your problem unless they are really bizarre and interesting"

-Happy for the most part, as long as people leave him to his own devices. Yes, he loves his whole doctor thing he has going on, but everyone needs a break from their interest every now and then

-Probably sticks near Spy, let's be so fuckin fr

-Shhh, the girls are gossiping

-Might get in the water, might not. Depends on how he feels and how annoying the team is that day. Definitely has a lil intertube and has a nice lil fruity drink nobody knows the source of

-Bro looks so good in sunglasses, and I will die on this hill. Out of everyone there, he probably has the best beach appearance. Beefy man, sunglasses, and getting a nice tan. This is probably when everyone realizes he was practically made for the beach

Sniper:

-He's just kinda minding his business to be honest

-Happy to hang with Pyro and look at shells and animals. "That's a real cool shell, buddy. Maybe you can take it home and make a necklace with it"

-Ends up receiving and almost cries

-He's basically that one chill uncle who doesn't talk to anyone but clearly thrives in family settings

-Probably doesn't swim, but will wade around in the water for a while

-Actually one of the best volleyball players, if not the best out of everyone on the team. Dude has an absolutely diabolical spike

-Honestly just kinda waiting for the food. Mans about to chow tf down. He's that skinny cuz of his metabolism, not cuz he doesn't eat as much

Spy:

-Another one who wants to be left alone

-Doesn't mind lightheartedly talking shit with Medic. They're the original inspiration for the petty high school girl trope in movies

-The bitchy aunt who also verbally destroys people who pick on his family

-Most likely not swimming, he's too girlypop for that

-Just let him get a tan everywhere except his face, okay?

-Pretends like he's too good for burgers, but he's like Squidward with that shit. Spy and Scout = Squidward and Spongebob in that one episode

-There's a reason all of them start with S, after all

[kyber-crystal]

Hi! May I request a sequel to "my little love" for how jake responds to max calling him dad/daddy for the first time? or jake being cute with max and your shared kids (bc i KNOW y'all don't stop after the first one lol)

i'm sorry it took me so long to respond to this but HELL YEAH and i'm extra sorry i didn't post this for a while b/c i wasn't sure about how it turned out in general...anyways, i hope you enjoy : ')

my future || jake "hangman" seresin

summary: as written above! this is a sequel to the headcanon my little love, which i LOVED writing w my whole heart.

settling into married life was surprisingly not difficult. you'd already spent so much time around hangman that forever felt so comfortable

now everyone is so happy and in high spirits. but max is significantly happier than them all and it's so wholesome to see

rooster, or "fairy godmother" (max likes to call him the latter....yes...godmother, not godfather. you don't know why but it's so funny, especially when you watch rooster react to this), is always there to take care of your kiddo when you're busy

he let him sit in his F-14 and take a picture with him :)

and you're paranoid and worrying the whole time but rooster's like "relax, i got him" and he's super chill about it

"he's gonna be a pilot. better than you, even," you leaned over and gave your husband a look

"i think so!"

the kid lives and breathes top gun. and now that you've moved in with hangman, you're only a few minutes' walk from base, making it easy to go back and forth.

when you're working at the hard deck, penny sits him by the nearest booth with a milkshake and some old books and toys

if one of the uncles or phoenix wasn't busy, they'd come over to keep him entertained

and you know when hangman's done for the day when you see max break into his signature grin. you've noticed that you only really see it around him

so you're celebrating his fourth birthday today. it's insane, because he already speaks like a six year old (hangman says it's because you're also smart af. but, being the cocky lil shit he is, fanboy likes to take the credit for it. i mean, the guy majored in biochem, so he knows his stuff)

it's an off day for everyone, so they're able to come help decorate the place. you had the idea to surprise your son, so while everyone was getting ready, fanboy was with max by the beach, playing soccer. they'd come back in an hour and boom!

by the end of things, the hard deck doesn't look like the hard deck anymore. it looks like max's paradise—a kiddie version of top gun, you realize. your heart melts because 🥺🥺🥺

everyone hides when they hear fanboy and max coming in

and then you all jump up from your hiding spots and yell "SURPRISE" and he starts grinning again

and then the kid runs straight towards hangman, giggling in pure delight

"daddy!" he yells

you're all like wait wtf

did he just

say

oh

hangman has to stop for a moment before picking him up. you can see him tearing up bc this is the first time max has ever said this

it's definitely really fulfilling to watch. when he was a baby and screamed and cried for hours at a time out of nowhere, you knew it wasn't always just from tiredness. or being hungry. or whatnot

the rest of the night you're all emotional af and max notices

"daddy why are you crying?"

there go the waterworks...more tears slip down jake's face 🥺😭

"because i'm happy!"

"people cry when they are sad! like when uncle fanboy loses to uncle payback!"

"HEY! kid, i thought you were on my side"

"so, i'm your dad now, huh?"

"forever and ever and ever and ever!"

how could you have gotten so lucky...

you're sitting here in the middle of the hard deck with your family. a family when realization hits. you had a loving husband, and a father, and a child that brightened up your world, and you couldn't have asked for anything more. you finally found someone that wanted forever and wasn't one to back away

now for some more cute moments post-birthday celebration

you take max to base every day right

and hangman will carry him on his shoulders all the time

if he's not done with his flight or workout or whatever, maverick takes his place

or his fairy godmother :)

as soon as he lands, max takes off at the speed of light and goes barreling towards him (how tf is the kid so FAST)

as hangman picks him up he looks at you and says "can we please have another kid. please"

"i want a sister! tell her, daddy!"

"see, the little man agrees"

sorry this ending was so awful i genuinely apologize...

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sorry if this doesn't seem updated! some tags include ppl who were tagged in part 1 of this blurb mini-series. if you'd like to be added to the taglist, comment or add yourself to the tgm taglist here!

[huntersthompsonbignaturals]

Phantom Limb x reader headcanons

These are probably out of character but I don't care. I love him.

He's a horrible person but god will he treat you RIGHT

Please listen to him while he's speaking about the things that interest him, no matter how small they are. They may seem trivial but he's bearing his soul when he does that

Additionally, he LOVES when you infodump to him. He might not know a thing about what you're telling him but who cares, he's interested because you are.

Physically, his limbs don't feel any different from when they were visible. This is true on your end and his. So you'll be able to feel them and he'll feel you touching them.

He's also PATHETIC AF. I'm sorry but when you have this man as your boyfriend, he will be wrapped around your finger whether you like it or not. He talks a big game but at the end of the day he's just really, really lonely.

Small affectionate gestures make him melt. A kiss on his cheek, a light caress of his waist, a whispered reassurance that you love him- all of those may seem small to you, but they are monumental to him. It's you showing him you're not afraid to be intimate and touch him like so many others are.

In fact, he was afraid of being intimate for a long while after what happened with Dr. Girlfriend. He doesn't want to admit his faults, but he's very aware of them.

He actively tries to be a better boyfriend when he's with you. He's too arrogant to admit that out loud, but he does his absolute best to listen to you and communicate consistently regarding your boundaries and his.

Okay onto the REAL FLUFF

He loves cuddling with you more than anything. And he's the best partner to cuddle with- he has such a nice, relaxing energy.

Not creepy in the slightest when you're cuddling with him. It's not sexual, it's just intimate and loving.

Please stroke his hair, it makes him melt

Speaking of things that make him melt, laying your head on his chest is a definite way to do that

Such a little spoon, oh my god. He just wants to be held and caressed more than anything.

He might be a little insane but he loves you and that's what matters

[phightinghottakes]

I hate it when people say Blackrock doesn't have decent food or have no culture at all. ''They're all to busy doing work for Blackrock to have a culture'' BITCH THERES A THING CALLED WORK CULTURE TOO. As long as there's people/demons there's going to be a basis for how they would interact with each other ''oh it's too cold to grow food there'' ??? THERES STILL A DECENT FOOD SOURCE IN COLD PLACES?? REINDEER. BIRDS. FISHES. FUCK MAYBE EVEN PENGUINS, SEALS AND WHALES SINCE THEY PROBABLY ARENT ENDANGERED IN THEIR WORLD AND IS A PROBABLE FOOD SOURCE. ASSUMING THEY DONT WASTE ANY PART THEY GET ENOUGH NUTRIENTS. They don't need to grow food to have some food. They could just hunt yk yk. Still, as much as fun to think Blackrock's region is all ice snow and rock I do want to think it's more like ''our climate cold af and our winters long and horrible but we do get summer long enough tbh'' bet their wheat and other grains is genetically engineered to be more resistant to the cold, I just searched it up and it turns out Rye is most resistant to the cold so I guess Blackrock has Rye as one their most common grain. Secondly I believe their food are PACKED with nutrients. Made to only take a small bite or two and giving you an energy boost to get trough the day, some come with a LOT of flavour some too bland, but the richer you are the more flavor choices you got. I wanna believe Blackrock makes insane bread. Bread with cheese. Bread with nuts . Bread with berries and nuts. Bread so sweet it should be dessert. Bet they bank on sandwiches too. Bet they could make grilled cheese that can kill you. I'm not forgetting demons don't need to eat but they can still want. And I'd like to think of reasons why. As funny as it is, it also feels so lazy to just say "yeah their food bland af haha" about Blackrock man

A lot of these are actually good points (and I love world building backed up by real world phenomena and whatnot!!).

I could see how “the government would want to waste resources on making actually good food for their population so it’s all over processed tasteless bars” could be an excuse but… they literally don’t need to eat. Eating in that sense would just be more of a want. Why waste resources manufacturing products that people literally don’t want,,

Honestly, seeing how their faction is portrayed (in both fan and canon material), I would say that their (work) culture would be something to the effect of the work culture of modern South Korea/Japan (with the whole thing about cram schools, insanely brutal work culture, and ALL HAIL SAMSUNG) with European influences here and there because I hc that.

But yeah that”s my two cents sorry if that went a little bit more hc-y

[starlightweave]

Last Line Written/Messy Draft Monday

tagged by @riddlerosehearts and your timing could not have been better, i wrote for like the first time in 2 months today. thank you!

posting 2 snippets, incl a BG3 one, bc i know most of you dont give af about the mass effect stuff i wrote today lmao. but sorry not sorry, this fic is mad important to me so i am forcing u to hear about it 🤣 (@oryndoll is this what you feel like when u text me about the emperor against my will every damn day)

Tagging @seynne and @oryndoll (even tho u text me about ur degenerate sewer hentai all the time anyway)

1) from Quantum Reverb, my ME2 FemShep/Reyes fic. from when Shep & Reyes finally reunite, in Part ?: EL FARSANTE (yes named after the Ozuna and Romeo Santos song, bc tell me that's not Reyes' theme song)

“You’re a tricky woman to get a hold of, Commander,” Reyes said, a vague smile playing around his mouth, his eyes glittering, as they made their way to the bar. “It seems I should be grateful you found the time to finally grace Omega with your presence.” Pinche cabrón, she thought, and the mix of affection and irritation hit her like a powerful wave of nostalgia; she really had forgotten how damn much he used to piss her off. "That's right, you should be. Haven’t you heard, Reyes? I’m the most popular bitch in the galaxy,” she added with a grin. Reyes returned her grin with an infuriatingly confident one of his own; and Shepard felt, just for a moment, the phantom weight of her old machete at her hip, the ghostly touch of the long ponytail of her youth brushing against her back. 

2) from The Bitter & the Sweet, early act 3, my Gale & Silmarien's fic that I still havent posted bc I'm a bum 💀 under the cut: NSFW, Silmë about to give Gale head 😏

He was breathing so hard now, the orb flaring with desire; she thought he might fall apart just from her light touch. She slid her hand across his stomach instead, warm and soothing. “I dreamt…”  And then she had an idea. “Let me show you,” she said, on the verge of breathlessness. “Channel the Weave with me.”  Gale simply nodded. She had expected to render him speechless through other means, but she liked this better, how breathless they had both gotten from simply talking about it.  She closed her eyes, sinking into her magic, letting the lightning spark across her skin. She felt the muscles of Gale's abdomen twitch under her hand as a spark passed over. He muttered the incantation and then – the scent of rosewater, a sliver of Weave on her tongue – connection – Gale.  Silmarien opened her eyes and found his staring back at her, wild and dark, illuminated by the orb.  And so she showed him: on her knees, his hand in her hair, as she looked up at him; how wet she was upon waking. How she cried when she came, frustrated because it wasn't enough, because she wanted him, the weight and taste of him.  “See how much I want you, baby?” she said. Gale looked ready to snap and do what, she was not sure, but she wanted to see; so she added, because it was true, and because it would make him insane. “I never dreamt about a man like that before.” “Well, then.” Gale's voice was soft, but steady, his breathing back under control. “On your knees, love.”

[readingwiththestars]

₊˚⊹♡ THE GRANDEST GAME

["Riddles are for people who enjoy playing,” .... “Do you consider yourself playful, Mr. Hawthorne?”]

| ✮ 4 stars |

THOUGHTS ° ᡣ𐭩 . ° . [!!!!SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!] this is very long guys sorry

ok so *cracks knuckles* lets talk about tgg

!!warning i'm finishing this like four days after i read tgg so i might've forgotten things because reading until 2am and remembering what i read is apparently a hard thing for me to do!!

first of all.... JLB, you and i need to have a chat because that ending was not okay. you literally just left us with no answers. seriously. what the hell????? and while i wanna kick my feet and scream because we got two kisses and then you had to go ahead and ruin it in the span of two or three pages and give us that shitty ending.

i would like to point out one question i had through out the book, which was why was grayson playing? what was the point of that???? like seriously was there an actual need for him to play or was it just jameson, avery, xander and nash fucking with him? whatever it was it didn't make sense and just felt like jlb was trying to shove lyra and grayson into forced proximity so they could interact.

speaking of thatttt i love graysonlyra and rohansav (more thoughts on sav later) the banter the looks the touches the everything i love it sm omg AND AVERYJAMESON!!!!!!! THE CRUMBS WE WERE GETTING MADE ME SO HAPPY OMG!!! I CAN DIE HAPPY!!

i will say i feel jlb really did pull out all the stops for this book the different levels of everyone's connection and knowledge of how to solve the riddles/puzzles (i was literally CLUELESS) like how does one make all that connect. the level of detail was insane connecting books and characters together just weaving some kind of intricate web of characters.

and at first i did feel like the game felt really short but i think that was just my 2am dumbass brain forgetting this is only the first part of the game lol. i did kinda hope there would be more like running around and trying to solve things on the actual island not stuck in a house though but who knows whats happening in the next book soooo

it did get very confusing there with calla (who is fucking INSANE BY THE WAY!!! SHE TORTURED KNOX??? WTF????) and the whole calla lily thing with lyra and odette was confusing af. so its like calla (the person) has a connection with knox and brady and then a calla lily has a connection with odette and lyra (also kinda gray cause he knows abt it i guess)

and and and and im a die hard gigislate shipper (and brady daniels hater) so im praying that we get an enemies to lovers with gigi and slater where he's forced to be mean/hate or wtv because of *gags* eve and then its like oop no im breaking you out of here idc what eve thinks because i only care abt you. ESPCIALLY because gigi was talking abt how no ones ever looked at her the way jameson looks at avery throughout the book (SOMEBODY HIRE ME FR)

OK THATS ENOUGH RAMBLING ITS TIME TO FOR THE CHARACTERS

CHARACTERS ° ᡣ𐭩 . ° .

lyra - ok i love her. she was such a good strong character it was so much fun to read about her interactions (with grayson 😏) she was actual so wife material but idk why i felt like i wasnt allll that into her character too much like i love her but didn't really feel connected with her?? idk she was a very good fmc to read about tho!! but i do wanna know about miles end and her whole connection with her dead dad (who btw is an ass who tf kills themself in front of a FOUR YEAR OLD???) and whoever's stalking here (honestly i had a whole ass thing thinking its ALL PROBABLY EVE LIKE SHE WOULDA DONE THAT MUCH RESEARCH OR SOMETHING or maybe eve was js there for gigi) but now i think it might've been something to do with alice. who knows honestly

gigi - this is my time to shineeeeee. if gigi has zero fans i am dead (and slater bc im delusional like that) i love gigi so much omg. she's my no 1 girl i love her. my girl just needs someone to love her fr she talks through out the book about how she wants to be looked at with so much love (she thought it was brady BUT NO EW) i loved reading from her perspective abt how she just wanted to prove that she was good enough to be in the game AND SHE IS!!! im still bitter about her getting kicked out of the game - AND IM NOT EVEN GONNA TOUCH ON THE WHOLE KIDNAPPING AT THE END (GIGISLATE ENEMIES TO LOVERS WHEN????)

rohan - marry me. thats it. honestly just marry me. u need to work on ur nicknames tho- it was super interesting to read about his way of think and the whole labyrinth thingy lol. there wasn't too much more about his backstory tho WHICH IM SO INVESTED IN FR. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS FIRST MEMORY IS DROWNING????

savannah - girboss fr. she could step on me and i'd say thank you. its really interesting to me how (obviously) she's been manipulated by eve and it'll be super interesting to see how jlb will play out her whole revenge plan. she's extremely driven which is admirable and a good characters (she's literally like a female grayson imo - which also reminds me of that one scene where she goes "i am grayson hawthornes sister" which made me smile so big fr)

there are so many characters oml

knox - ok so my buddy boy knox. broski, brozilla, broville, brother from another mother, u need a hug? i didn't really like him in the beginning tbh he was a moody lil girl working through his issues. but after a while when he warmed to gigi it was nice to see the softer side to him (which tbh wasnt for very long until oop trauma dumpppp) but seriously oml knox baby the scar???? imma find calla fr (jlb cant write new characters also why complicate the shit out of everything and have a calla lily be relevant to lyra and also have calla be a person???) i did like how sweet/soft he was with gigi when she fell though that warmed my heart.

odette - iconic grandma shit tbh. she was third wheeling the entire time and at some points actually seemed like she was shipping them but then two seconds later she was warning them? saying no? idk the whole 'seizure' thing seems faker than eve's lies. and the fact she instantly gave brady the watch after gigi said no. like um what about knox? idk if thats js my brady hate coming through here though so yeah idk if i trust her or not (bet everyone is working for eve except for gigi, lyra and rohan)

grayson - marry me. love me. choose me. pls. i'd do ANYTHING. my simping for this man aside. IT WAS SO GODDAMN REFRESHING TO SEE A HEALING GRAYSON. like yes. it made me so happy to see him admit he was wrong but also know that its okay to be wrong skdjhaasd. this is so short because i love him and cant write proper thoughts about him fr.

brady - *cracks even more knuckles* brady daniels....... you know i've always wanted to know what it'd be like to write a hate paragraph. i guess im finding out now. i hate him. literally. i have unbridled hate for this man - who by the way still shocks me that he's only 20 he acts like he saw the fucking first world war. its one of the reasons i never liked him like he sooo took advantage of gigi's smartness and kindness like HE DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING during the game gigi carried the entire team and when she refused to take odette's watch and then him instantly taking it. ICKKKK don't even mention how he lied abt his mom like dude just admit it you knew you were fucking cooked in that fight and the only way you could win was by lying. AND WHAT ABOUT THE WHOLE BOMBSHELL ABOUT HOW (i cant remember his name but the dude who raised knox, calla and brady) died??? and then being a little shit and dropping gigi's heart. like we get it u dumbass man child u think you're clever cause u can speak so many languages and read even more but NO. i was onto you, i never trusted your crusty old man ass. like he even touched gigi without her permission (on the stomach) which so gross to me, the dogshit under my shoe can do better than you brady. seriously. i hate him. i'm the leader and founder of the I HATE BRADY DANIELS CLUB. so thats at least something to sate my anger. help this got so long 😭

QUOTES ° ᡣ𐭩 . ° . [i'm putting like two because this already wayyyyy to long for anyone to actually bother reading.]

"you will come back to me, or i will make you come back to me." - grayson

"Beside Avery, Jameson was looking at her like she was the sun and the moon and the stars and eternity, all rolled into one." - gigi

"give me your eyes sweetheart." - grayson

if you're here at the end of this *APPLAUSE* i commend you on getting through that kilometre of my shit thoughts. have a piece of cake 🍰

[mordredpendragon]

Cain! Hope I'm not too late for the Arthuriana Ask Game BUT: 📜 📖 🖼️ 😇 😈 Okay, bye!!!!!!

never too late! thank u for the ask!!!

📜- What was your favorite Medieval story you read this year?

PERLESVAUS HANDS DOWN. EVERYONE PLEASEEEE READ PERLESVAUS ITS SO GOOD. it's something i've been eyeing for ages now but i was finally able to read it thanks to nigel bryant's translation! (the one i vastly prefer imo + his translations are just great in general)

admittedly, it's a bit of a hefty read because it's loaded and filled to the brim with religious undertones and references (similar to vulgate except i think vulgate is easier to parse if you don't have a catholic background considering anonymous monk pretty much explains what so-and-so means to you lol) but it's so worth it. percival is the titular knight in this yes and it follows events that take place after he failed the grail question, so the land is in havoc and basically fucked thanks to his mistakes. there's actually 4 main POV's in it. other than percival, it follows arthur (who goes on his own series of quests) gawain, and then lancelot. i'm in awe of perlesvaus just of the amount of sheer depth and characterization they have for these 4 characters. plus it's got a lot of badass crazy moments. pretty much everything percival does is worthy enough of its own post

like percival fighting the dragon knight, dindrane getting kidnapped and percival literally venturing off to find her captive, beheading him, then PRESENTING it to her.

lancelot going through the beheading game (tbh everything he does in this drives me insane. its also just my favorite lancelot in general imo like more than vulgate lancelot) + gawain finding the sword that beheaded john the baptist. it's also got some crazy horror fuel that i would love to make art of one day just because of how much i want to see it visualized, like lancelot finding that one house full of corpses and the pit. i mean THE PIT.

LIKE ITS MY FAVORITE EVER. i could go on forever but fr just read it its so good. like not just if you love percival, but also if you love gawain arthur and lancelot they're amaaazing in this

📖 - What was your favorite Modern retelling you read this year? (Single book)

technically it's henry newbolt's mordred, a tragedy but it's a play and i already plan to make a post on it. (which was also my contribution to L's long af retellings list so if you like it you're welcome i was the one who showed it to her lmao)

so i'm going to say john steinbeck's acts of king arthur. ITS SO GOOD. can everyone pleae read steinbeck. peak lancelot peak morgan peak yvain.

this is one of the arthurian books that genuinely made me cry i fr felt like a husk at the ending. steinbeck's favorite character is lancelot and it really shows bc of the amount of depth and complexity he writes in his character, and it's got some of my favorite quotes of all time

SERIOUSLY its the best i love it so much. i've been recommending it to everyone ever since

🖼️ What was your favorite Arthurian art piece made by someone else this year? (Any medium)

all of @tboymordred's mordred art sorry i'm gay

especially this one

😇 Who is a character you discovered this year? (Positive, blorbo)

agravaine. i mean i always knew he existed obviously except i found newfound love for him this year. doubtly @queer-ragnelle's influence lol

also he's sick as FUCK in vulgate i think everyone should read agravaine vs druas the cruel genuinely one of my favorite story arcs in vulgate ever

😈 Who is a character you discovered this year? (Negative, beloathed)

geraint idk fuck that guy

aside from him there really isn't a lot of characters i hate. it depends on the depiction and portrayal really. you could make me like someone as heinous as uther if you cook hard enough lol

[obsessedwithceleste]

hi!! how are you, love? I hope you're doing fine! I wanted to send in an ask for the slytherin boys pairing game 'cause I think it's suck a cute and funny idea!

I'll tell you a little 'bout me!

physical desc: I'd say I'm tall, 170 cm aprox (sorry, I don't know how much that's in inches, I'm european lol). I'm a brunette with long, curly hair. my skin is quite light and I have light freckles over my nose. I have green eyes and really, really thick eyebrows. I'm skinny and I have no 🍒 (thanking my mom for giving me a good ass at least lol)

my personality: I'm a slytherin (best house, fight me), a scorpio and an INTP. I'm spaniard (don't think that's relevant but I just wanted to say it) and a gym girlie 🏋🏻‍♀️. for me, it's kinda hard saying good things about myself, cause I used to have bad anxiety and very low self-esteem —thankfully, I'm doing better now, so I'll try my best! I like to think I'm an intelligent person, I've always done good in school without really trying. I'm also a perfectionist —I get mad when things don't go the way I want them to go. I'm not a shy person, but definitely an introvert (I don't think anyone, nor even my family or friends, know me for real). I have very few friends, by the way, but all of them are really close —and all of them are women, cause I'm scare of men lol... which may justify the fact that I have never had a boyfriend now that I think about it, anyways... I'm definitely funny and my love languages are quality time and words of affirmation (I just love to comfort people with words because I don't like physical touch that much). sometimes I'm a loner, I love to lock myself in my room with a book, my phone and taylor swift's records —I just love taylor. I'm a mirrorball 🪩 and the archer 🏹 girlie of course. I try my best to stay positive all the time, because that has helped me cope with my anxiety. a lot of people who knows me, like classmates or friends, have told me that I have a heart of gold, cause I like to help people without expecting anything in return, I also love to make people feel included and welcome (partially because I know the feeling of being left out). I daydream a lot and I'm curious af. the worst thing about me it's how insanely stubborn I am, also, I have no filter, so when I first meet people, they tend to think I'm rude and insufferable, but they end up liking me. honestly, I like to make people think that I'm a tough kid, but truth is I'm a softie inside —I cry and overthink a lot.

Emme my love, it feels criminal to not pair you with Theodore, but the entire time I was reading your description it just screamed Draco😫

Pairing: Draco Malfoy

Draco is the definition of cold and menacing on the outside, but soft and gentle on the inside.

I’ll be so for real though, he’s kind of a brat. He makes the whole trust fund kid thing his whole personality. We all know it. It’s insufferable.

In the beginning he often overlooked you in the common room. He always imagined he'd end up with someone flashy, a trophy really.

The first night he really notices you Theo and Matt had landed themselves in detention (as per usual), Blaise was holed up in the library, and Enz was God knows where. He was lonely sure, brooding in a dark corner, but used to it. Side effects of being an only child.

But you had dragged him into your little group, all huddled together by the fireplace. The giggles and laughter were an unfamiliar warmth in the dungeons. He'd never really bothered to get to know anyone outside his own group, but he liked this. (Not that he'd admit it though.)

After that whenever you saw him alone, sulking all dramatic like, you'd sidle on up to him. He pretended to be annoyed at first, but it didn't last long. The two of you just clicked.

Your stubborn personality matches his own, and slowly, you're able to chip away at his cold exterior.

On a side note, the first time you ever really snap at him, the boy is simply too stunned to speak. And he definitely thinks it's hot.

Anyway, when you finally introduce him to your Taylor Swift records, it's an instant obsession, pureblood superiority be damned. You're on Your Own Kid? The Archer? Tears.

A really good bonding experience tbh.

That's when everything really clicks for Draco. He likes the way you went out of your way to make him feel welcome. wanted. He likes the way your bluntness makes Mattheo think twice before asking stupid questions. He likes the way you're smart, and funny, and the way you look awfully pretty lying next to him on the floor rambling on about your favorite singer.

Asking you out properly is the real struggle. He wants everything to be perfect. He would never admit to it, but he's definitely a hopeless romantic and thinks you deserve the world.

When he finally takes you out to Hogsmeade, it feels like everything that could go wrong, goes wrong. They mix up your order at the Three Broomsticks, they're out of your favorite sweets at Honeydukes, and Draco just feels defeated.

You're not bothered by it so much though as the two of you walk back to the castle, fingers intertwined.

And when you kiss him, Draco is absolutely sure that you're the best thing to ever happen to him.

[definitely-rubbish]

Hi!! Just came to say that I really love your fics and how you write! I think you were one of the first people I followed/read when I first joined the fandom and was on baby steps lol. I'm not that much into Liamon anymore but I still read your updates because of your writing! I love the ideas you have.

All of this comes because I just finished editing and writing a clintnoel fic of my own and inmediately got reminded of your account, like, oh yeah, there's another truther. And I actually thank you so much for your work because I feel like in the fandom (at least here on tumblr) everyone accepts they definetely were a thing, but no one's writing the fics!! Come on you guys, we need more.

So before leaving and because, again, I love the ideas you have and how you pciture and write each different pair, how do you love to imagine or picture the noel/clint relationship. Do you have any favourite headcannon or scenario? And doy ou plan to write more for them?

Sorry for the random af message. Have a great day and thank you again!!

hello!!! sorry I've taken so long to get back to this I really want to be able to say the right things!!!! firstly thank you so much for continuing to engage with my fics, it's truly an honour and I'm innawe I'm held to such high esteem!!!

I also agree there isn't enough clintnoel stuff out there given how Obvious it is. so I'm beyond ecstatic that you've written something!!!! thank you for your contribution to this famished community 🫶🫶🫶

im definitely gonna write more of them. there's a big backlog of either ideas or fully written scenes in everything but cohesion. problem is they're all basically just pure filth. straight up porn. me and @noelenegallagher concoct some insane shit about those two, and so most of my thoughts/hcs about them. revolve around their Sex life. and if you would like some of those I'm more than down to do a post or just refine what's already there but I feel terrible because they are also incredibly sweet for each other and deserve those tender moments

in my hcs at least, I guess with clintnoel the heart of them is always Desire. clint gets immense pleasure from bringing his partners pleasure in any which way that can be. so noel is a very taken care of person in their relationship. clint makes Noel love all the parts of himself he's averse to with the sheer intensity of that desire and his devotion to making Noel Feel. I like to imagine they always go to antique shops or charity shops in whatever city they're in. finding little trinkets for each other or themselves. clint has many photos and videos of Noel he keeps safe, just for him. if I have any favourite scenario I'm ngl it's gonna be clint eating Noel out in I said I was gonna stay PG but I just do. clint devouring Noel even as his body changes and he has issues accepting himself for it. old men can still eat ass!!! especially this old man. when I picture them in my mind it's always of clint just worshipping noel. uplifting him making him feel safe and loved. parading him in front of the band and being possessive over his boy. clint will do anything for noel including letting him degrade clint and make fun of him and thrash him at times. it works because it's them. clints always in control, even if it seems like he isn't. he's allowing noel to act the way he does is the heart of it.

I hope this has answered your ask! again I'm sorry how long it's taken me. and I can't wait to read your work!!!!! there is never enough clintnoel stuff.

[crguang]

always love the violinist au lore drops, omg.

so...was their instructor elio? if so thats crazy. always imagined him playing a stringed instrument (like pulling strings, puppeteer-esque bc he's like manipulating the future idk) so i always pictured him playing like violin, or harp. but also maybe bass bc he's sort of setting everything up and he like tells the future, and his v basic instruction (bc lets be honest they're barely following the script, its v lenient) there just wouldnt be stellaron hunters, and usually basses keep everyone on beat, idk.

btw i've been meaning to ask, how does kafka know blade in this au? like very funny to me how the ppl she's closest to in canon are basically her coworkers 😭

also the angst, like damn. them not rlly knowing each other until they meet again, even tho kafka is literally haunted by their presence, omg. and their instructor being a piece of shit and kafka not rlly realizing until later...i can't. and r being insecure and guilty abt it all, im going to implode. and kafka practicing until her fingers bleed ik her fingers are callused af.

also r not being able to recognize that kafka likes them bc of their insecurities, and kafka wearing sunglasses to hide that bc she thinks its so obvious, I'm gonna die. ik they're so annoying whenever kfr hangs out w acheswan. and kafka inviting r to the opera saying "i have two tickets" like blade isnt right there if she rlly needed someone to go with, and she's rich probably and one ticket doesn't mean much, she's so obvious.

but honestly it'd be kind of embarrassing to admit that u like kafka, shes such a loser. could never imagine admitting to liking kafka like that.../s

my finals also didn't start out very well, but im finishing them up this week and then im free for a month. do think i will fail my last one tho. its like my worst subject and im a pretty bad test taker in the first place, but wtv, it'll totally be fine. I'm sure you'll do good tho

-🌠

oh my god i didnt even think that far but i love this a lot. elio playing a string instrument always felt right but the bass especially would be so good… violin and bass sounds right to me it’s added to the lore 😋

kafka and blade…. once again plugging this insane animation about them because while it wouldnt apply exactly to a modern au, this is the vibe they’ve always given me. like no he didnt try to kill himself in front of her but this sort of chance meeting where each of them goes “oh, this one knows emptiness.” is how i want them to find each other every time. to me, blade might be the person that understands kafka the most and his care for her makes me want to die. they obviously care a lot about each other, they’re the best friends ever for me. implicit understanding of how the other works, long comfortable silences, them going through life together… i cant stand kafblade as a ship but i cant even lie like i get it man. blade’s perception of destiny is full of pain bc he’s left to suffer through it while kafka strives to make it her own wow sorry they mean so much to me. im realizing i havent actually answered your question but thats because i havent thought about it too much hejdjfkg i want her to find him on the side of the road or something. but i believe the stellaron hunters understand kafka best that’s why they’re closest to her even if sometimes it’s not the influence she needs

https://youtu.be/EED6XGHX7DI?si=jE7KkuZtSosG0zbB

kafka with calloused hands is so important to me she’s always wearing gloves now but won’t really wear them when she’s playing the violin because it’s much more intimate that way. UGH r tracing her fingers and knuckles and going over the faded marks there… let’s all cry. hanging out with acheswan and blade has made kafka believe that she’s so obvious she has to wear sunglasses around r for her own sanity but the whole time r is thinking “does she even like me 😣😣😣”, ridiculous. they’re both so stupid it’s really insane that it took them almost 15 years to get together like what’s wrong with them.

“i have two tickets” = i want you i want you i want you i want you i want you—

i would never tell kafka i like her i don’t think this is information she needs to have… it’d be obvious tho and she’d manipulate the shit out of me because of it but thats ok this is literally me

hope your finals arent too hard bc mine are definitely not going well so far hdhdjfkg but its fine we’ll live to write gp!kafka smushots during winter break

[11queensupreme11]

I saw your post where you ranked the 7 from strongest to weakest, but my question is: in the ROR world, where does Percy fall on the rank scale? We know her abilities since they are shown in the books, but you mentioned that the ROR world gods are stronger than the PJO gods. So, I was wondering if she is still just as strong in that world as she is in her own world.

the ror gods are NOT stronger than the pjo gods (sorry if this disappoints anyone). i actually mentioned in a previous post that i had to give them major buffs because their canon selves are more like superhumans compared to the gods of pjo, and even with these buffs, they are not more powerful than the pjo gods.

so are the pjo gods stronger? nope!!!

i evened them out, slightly. some ror gods may be stronger than their pjo counterparts (cuz duh, they're ANCIENT ancient), but the most important thing are the disadvantages each side have, and the ror gods definitely have it worse

as i mentioned here:

(retrieved from this old ask)

if both sides were to fight (greeks ror gods vs greeks pjo gods at least, cuz if i do all, the ror side would have a huge advantage of numbers and different pantheons), power level wise they'd be somewhat similar, but it all depends on which side is faster at discovering the other's weakness and EXPLOITING IT FIRST.

and imo, the ror gods' weakness is a lot easier to find. if they duke it out with zero prep and knowledge about their weaknesses, the pjo gods are gonna figure it out pretty quickly because once the first ror god dies and they don't actually reform and just stay dead?? they're gonna realize all they gotta do is kill them to get rid of them for good

now, as for your actual question about percy!!!!

percy actually ranks really really low imo. even when compared to the human fighters (and the canon ror gods too, so she especially wouldn't stand a chance against the ror gods who i gave buffs to in arsenic blues).

percy is op af in her own verse, but place her in ror verse? aw hell nah. it's the whole reason i set it in-between pjo and hoo, so she would have the curse of achilles to give her a better chance at survival because that 99% invulnerability will for sure save her ass

record of ragnarok is a seinen anime, and shonen and seinen animes have the tendency of making their anime characters weirdly strong even when doing casual, normal things. but in a fight? they're doing insane physical feats:

(retrieved from this old ask)

humans and demigods in pjo verse won't stand a chance against the human fighters in ror verse that's for sure.

physically, percy's got nothing on the ror characters. she has superhuman strength, speed, durability, etc. that are especially buffed by the curse, but the ror characters have all that at like.... max 100 💀

what she DOES have are:

near-absolute invulnerability that protects her from even divine weapons and powers. sure she might get a bit of an owie if it's strong enough, but as long as her mortal spot remains untouched, she'll be completely unscathed

her intelligence and strategic mind. she is SCARILY good at concocting wild ass plans that strangely work, and it also helps that literally everyone in ror verse underestimates her because they either think she's stupid, or just a silly little baby

her powers. i'm talking about her hydrokinesis, atmokinesis, geokinesis, and later on, her blood manipulation (hinted very briefly in act 1, but will be explored more in act 2 👀). these are already hella powerful in canon, but she's gonna get some very very important training later on in act 2 that makes this even more powerful

percy's physically capabilities are low when compared to ror characters, but with her powers + invulnerability, she can be just as good once she gets the necessary training

(which also means she'll be even more dangerous than ever once she gets sent back to the pjo world)

[heardsomedickwasbeinmeantoyou]

okay this is very long and mostly just for me to get some stuff of my chest and out of my head therefore anybody tagged pls don't feel as though you have to read it all (like obvs you know you don't have to but you also hopefully know what i mean lol):

so i've had some quite heavy stuff going on in meatspace recently, and then i went to see i saw the tv glow two nights ago which was beyond brilliant but fucked me up entirely on a personal level. then, just to be a bit (read: incredibly) stupid, i for some reason (read: bc i'm a masochist) decided to delve into reading waaaay too many of my first 'eddie losing his shit over christopher leaving/summer of sexuality queer crisis' fics, which i've not dared let myself do before now bc it's all very close to the bone for me i.e. my own queer (trans) crises—yes, plural, they keep coming—and stuff that's not a million miles away from the shit going on with my eldest son (bar kim lol). why tf my brain chose the worse time possible is just another one of life's mysteries (read: i'm just insane [see above]).

(btw my struggling hugely with issues of repression plus my son hating/not hating me aside, THIS FIC is the insanely brilliant piece of art that kicked off the binge. it's from the astonishingly talented @wildehacked and is one of two parts which are possibly the best buddie fics—or even just some of the best fics, period—that i've ever read. seriously, check the tags and if you're a buddie lover and it/they seem like your sort of thing you should 100% go save/read it/them!)

anyways, after all that i'm now just kind of spiralling a bit tbh aha. i'm not fine, not rn, but i will be fine at some point soon sort of thing. like, i'm okay and nobody needs to worry etc i'm just trying to do one if the countless things that i'm absolutely bloody terrible at which is reaching out. but not because i need anything from anybody it's more just for me to be able to say “i'm going through some stuff right now and i might or might not disappear for a while” because i don't usually manage anything at all like that when i'm in the trenches and instead just retreat into my shell and go radio silent—and the thing is, i know some very lovely people who have shown concern when i've done that in the past and i'm therefore trying to be better. friends old and new alike such as @shealynn88 @sharkfish @greyhavenisback @raisesomehale @doilooklikepeople @woodchoc-magnum @buddiebeginz i'll absolutely be getting back/chatting to you when i'm able to interact with a bit more—well, when i'm a bit more, i 'spose xp

also tagging lovelies @novemberhush for the usually well-loved procrastination tag game stuff and @inell and @kitteneddiediaz (and possibly @veronae-buddie and @daffi-990?) for the WIP games i've been kindly tagged in but not responded to. thank you and sorry! like, i know it's absolutely fine and nobody really cares about stuff like that, but i'm just very much feeling like i need to say these things right now. and more apologies if there have been tags i've missed from other lovely folks; not being round these parts for 48+hrs = horrendous notifs situation (you know how it is).

on the writing front, i don't know if it's both completely dumb and ridiculous to start this by saying, “hmm, i'm unsure if it's related or not?” but as well as everything else i'm simultaneously having one one those Everything I Have Ever Written Am Writing Or Could Write Is Utter Fucking Dogshit sort of moments (like, i know i'm not a great writer—which is not derogatory and just fact and 100% absolutely fine—but i'm usually at peace with the strange little oneshots i puke out, y'know?) which is yet another reason for me to disappear off here for the time being as i sadly have one of those unhealthy irrational relationships with fandom that's like I Don't Deserve To Be Here If I'm Not Being Useful—which i know is dumb af and i would absolutely try to coax anyone else out of if it were them saying it and not me, but alas poor yorick. thing is, i used to be incredibly prolific in making fanart, for loads of different fandoms, and that too has dwindled considerably over the last year or more (god, is it that long?) therefore it's just a double whammy currently with the writing now also taking a hit. and i know, i know, whomp whomp poor me etc etc i just—i fear whenever i disappear, i won't ever be able to make it back... bleugh horrid lol

obviously i can't seem to be normal about anything ever so i'm sorry if this is a weird way to respond to nothing happening that nobody asked about (there is no 'if'; it absolutely is weird but i'm afraid it is what it is) and i truly don't need anything from anybody, i just think me posting this and saying how i'm feeling will probably be doing me a bit of good. honestly, pls feel free to ignore, this is just cathartic for me. but i guess, at the same time, as well as those things, me being on the spectrum means i'm not skilled at keeping friendships going, which makes me very sad, so this is maybe me voicing those fears in an attempt to combat them becoming a reality? i think? it's just that i've already drifted away from too many lovely people here due to the affects of these things and i'm therefore just—i think i'm just really trying in my own odd little way.

anyways i'm gonna go rewatch some sense8 and sob out my own weight in tears and snot and just keep on keeping on with existential crisis #4793 for the time being until something shifts in me and then i'll be back at some point? yeah, i think that sounds about right.

love you guys big much (one of my son's isms from when he was little) <3

ps just realised i wrote this on my buddie blog and really can't be arsed copying and pasting it over to my main @all-or-nothing-baby... so anybody who was wondering, yeah it's me yer boi cassidy xp also if you read this far you're insane and i love you even more for it <3

[nikitasys]

LIFE WITHOUT FILTER AS A TRAUMAGENIC POLYFRAG+PARTIALLY PROGRAMMED DID SYSTEM

TW : vent, rant, ramcoa, programming, su!c!de mention

(I'm in desperate need for advice, for some kind of guidance or support from other progged systems who may have gone through something similar to what we're describing in this post, or not but who may have ideas of what might be going on with us.)

I stg life has been so exhausting & I just have to unmask & say it SOMEWHERE.

We're a relatively newly discovered+diagnosed system since I realised we were one in August/September of last year (2023). Before that we had been misdiagnosed with bipolar disorder for several years.

When I first realised we were multiple, I progressively began discovering the other alters. The whole process (we're also in trauma therapy) was difficult & messy but overall as days went by I personally felt more & more satisfied to see/feel how much progress we were making, even with all the highs & lows it entailed. I got to meet & learn to know a few alters, we were able to work on some of our problematic in-sys dynamics & slowly but surely understand ourselves better, both as individuals & as a whole.

Long story short, we were PROGRESSING.

Then things got even messier as our trauma therapy caused even more lifting of the dissociative amnesia in our childhood & we progressively realised we were polyfrag & had been through RAMCOA & programming. (That happened end of February/beginning of March 2024)

The whole process was getting more & more chaotic & distressful but we (me + the rest of our group of main fronters) were pretty determined to figure things out & keep on going forward, which was extremely annoying to a bunch of programmed alters who immediately tried their best to keep us quiet/isolated & make us feel insane/terrified by trying to make us go back to our primary abuser, OR convince our psychiatrist to put us on antipsychotics & hospitalise us, OR leave the place we live in to go who-knows-where & ghost everyone we knew, OR off ourself etc... in a nutshell, it was really freaking hard.

But some of us were determined to keep trying to do what was best for us, to keep trying to get better, to gain at least some kind of free will, to LIVE.

I'm sorry, this post is way too long.

But anyway, now it's been a few months since I just don't know what's going on with us anymore. The veryyyy little visualisation I could have of our innerworld is gone, all the main fronters seem to have truly disappeared (mass dormancy?) as well as the vast majority of alters we had identified up to this day. It seemed that I was frontstuck for a long while, & now it's been a few weeks that alters just randomly pop up (whether they front or stay co-conscious) & then disappear almost immediately after as if nothing had happened & I just... I feel so lost.

It's all just so frustrating you know ? To me it truly feels like something MAJOR happened inside both to our innerworld + all the alters & I'm being deliberately locked away from the truth of what it is. I feel like I'm being punished, & tbh I probably am. I'm in a lot of denial about our programming but the whole thing definitely feels like one (or more ?) internal handler/programmer has been orchestrating some kind of system reboot or hardcore scramble or... I DON'T KNOOOW 😭 I just don't know anything anymore. It's like nothing ever happened & it's particularly distressing, you know ? It is SO weird to know deep down that massive stuff is going on inside yourself but at the same time you know nothing & it all makes me wonder if I ever knew anything in the first place ? These thoughts make me dizzy af. It just feels like since syscovery there was overall progress happening, & now there's just nothing. As if everything had been suddenly turned off & restarted or... I just don't know.

Anyway. I realise no one will read this post entirely, but if for some reason you are doing it, first of all congrats & also, THANK YOU.

Don't hesitate to contact us via DMs or comment if you have any questions or advice, we'll be more than happy to answer you to the best of our abilities. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR HELP 🙏🏻

— host (I think?)